As some of you know, I have been attempting arduously to get my own reality show on MTV. I continue to fail in doing so, thus I have simply resorted to thinking up names for my hypothetical show. Since "Heroes, "Supernatural,"and "Revenge" are already taken, I have no idea what the title of my show should be. So far I have only thought of awesome nicknames for people to call me, while shooting scenes: Mollyrancher, hot taMolly, and GuacaMolly. Yes they are all food-related, and two of them are Mexican-related, but I'm open to suggestions. I have also started pretending I have my own TV show in my everyday life, to keep myself from being disappointed and discouraged while MTV "thinks about it." Pretending you are in a TV show can sometimes be a little weird, but it actually has made my life incredibly more interesting. It makes me think about what people would want to watch me do on a regular basis. My friends have approached me and held many interventions saying I should stop, but it's relatively impossible to stop pretending like you're constantly being filmed and watched by millions once that idea has popped in your head. Just ask Snooki!! This idea has delved so far into my creative conscience that it has affected my life choices and daily habits. Luckily, my pseudo-show has actually kept me from doing some semi-embarassing things that I would never want anyone to see. For instance, my daily facial exercises-- I'm fairly certain no one would want to watch 10 minutes (ok, 20 minutes) of me practicing my different faces every morning in the mirror. Also, I'm ABSOLUTELY certain no one would want to watch me studying. SO BORING, right? I know exactly what makes good television, and my life is it. Help make it happen! Join Mollytheism on facebook! (Not sure how that correlates to my own TV show? Join and find out!)
-Dame Shirley
